Was Trump suicidal over his Twitter ban? I sure was when I got banned.Last week Trump was permanently banned from Twitter for inciting the end of American democracy. It cut him off from the world, but only…Jan 20, 2021Jan 20, 2021
It’s the end of the world and I still hate my bodyI spent my whole life wishing my body was different, and now that I’m trapped in my apartment during what feels like End Times, I still…May 14, 2020May 14, 2020
5 Reasons Not To Eat A Severed Dick You Find On The Side Of A Highway During The ApocalypseZOMBIES. The penis could have belonged to a zombie. It was cut off when the zombie’s girlfriend realized the man in front of her was no…Apr 27, 2020Apr 27, 2020
Feminist Utopia: a brainstorming session-men wear chastity belts called “iron curtains.”Apr 12, 2020Apr 12, 2020
I Found Something Not Good In A Mud Mask“I’ll do a mud mask,” I thought to myself. Thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of people in quarantine had the same thought, maybe…Mar 23, 2020Mar 23, 2020
9 Tips For Avoiding Divorce and Murder During QuarantineNone of us are ready to spend every waking and non-waking moment with our significant other, but these tips will help ensure you don’t…Mar 16, 2020Mar 16, 2020
