-men wear chastity belts called “iron curtains.”
-everyone chooses their gender at ~20.
-women may have as many offspring as they want but men must obtain a signed affidavit each time they procreate.
-no men may hold positions of power above middle management.
-wrinkles denote wisdom. raises are given with formation of new face lines.
-it costs $1,000 to make a sperm bank deposit. each applicant must undergo thorough physical and cognitive testing.
-all forms of birth control and contraceptives are free. abortions are rare due to thorough sex education and are also free.
-photoshopped advertisements are illegal.
-there are no “men’s magazines” or “women’s magazines,” just “magazines.”
-graduating business school requires a two-year certificate in ethics. all CEOs must pass a yearly empathy test.
-the phrase “weight loss” is replaced by the phrase “muscle gain.”
-penis beauty contests are judged by the elders.
-every time a politician lies, they must appear before a panel on live tv. failure to answer questions, insulting the panel or pivoting results in immediate removal from office.
-shaving/hair removal has already been long forgotten, but it re-emerges as an art form.
