BezWas Trump suicidal over his Twitter ban? I sure was when I got banned.Last week Trump was permanently banned from Twitter for inciting the end of American democracy. It cut him off from the world, but only…6 min read·Jan 20, 2021----
BezIt’s the end of the world and I still hate my bodyI spent my whole life wishing my body was different, and now that I’m trapped in my apartment during what feels like End Times, I still…10 min read·May 14, 2020----
Bez5 Reasons Not To Eat A Severed Dick You Find On The Side Of A Highway During The ApocalypseZOMBIES. The penis could have belonged to a zombie. It was cut off when the zombie’s girlfriend realized the man in front of her was no…2 min read·Apr 27, 2020----
BezFeminist Utopia: a brainstorming session-men wear chastity belts called “iron curtains.”1 min read·Apr 12, 2020----
BezI Found Something Not Good In A Mud Mask“I’ll do a mud mask,” I thought to myself. Thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of people in quarantine had the same thought, maybe…2 min read·Mar 23, 2020----
Bez9 Tips For Avoiding Divorce and Murder During QuarantineNone of us are ready to spend every waking and non-waking moment with our significant other, but these tips will help ensure you don’t…3 min read·Mar 16, 2020----
